If I cut off my right butt-cheek, will I be left behind?

Answer:
Yes. Seek comedy relief.

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it depends on if you are looking in the mirror

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Most definitely.

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No, you'd be a smart as*.

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That's awesome! I'm "cracking up" right now--no pun intended.

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lol

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only if you don't "save" it first.

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